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Calren by calumisdaddyaf August 16, 2018
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The Calendar Option
A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”
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late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame
The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016
Camren
A love between two people that will never die, how these two people wish to wake up next to each other and hold hands but they can't because of their lives and the commitment they made. Little do people know that their worlds are falling apart every second because they're not right next to each other, and they know they'll never be...
Camren by BruhItsDinah August 6, 2017
Camren
This is the most amazing ship out there, this ship consists of Lauren Michelle Jauregui and Karla Camila Cabello, it will break your heart and make you believe in true love. It is absolutely beautiful and makes you want to cry your heart out, and slap the two halves of the ship because they haven't dated yet.
Camren by CamrenFohLyfe June 5, 2016
Camren
Camren: An adorable relationship between Lauren jauregui and Camila Cabello. The only proof of the relationship are stated, lip bites, secret touches, and tumblr indirects. Even though Lauren has said that it never happened Camren Stan’s (me) continue to believe in it.
Lauren: it’s invasive and delusional Camren was never ever real
Camren stan: NO NO NO NO CAMREN WILL LIVE ON SUN AND MOON WE NEED THIS
Camren stan: NO NO NO NO CAMREN WILL LIVE ON SUN AND MOON WE NEED THIS
Camren by Emma.J0nes August 3, 2018
Camren
Camren; Adjective:
An indescribable amount of love shared between to best friends shown in little actions such as, giving more than often glances at one another, often holding hands, sitting with each other at every opportunity, calling each other their 'crushes', playfully hitting each other, teasing my touching on the face or hands, kisses to the cheeks, singing with each other, dancing with each other, staring at each other without noticing it, smiling and laughing uncontrollably when around one another, and resting their head on the others shoulder or lap. But these little actions mean much more than what they come out as.
An indescribable amount of love shared between to best friends shown in little actions such as, giving more than often glances at one another, often holding hands, sitting with each other at every opportunity, calling each other their 'crushes', playfully hitting each other, teasing my touching on the face or hands, kisses to the cheeks, singing with each other, dancing with each other, staring at each other without noticing it, smiling and laughing uncontrollably when around one another, and resting their head on the others shoulder or lap. But these little actions mean much more than what they come out as.
I think I feel camren for her/him.
She feels camren for her/him.
They feel camren for one another.
They love each other like camren does.
She feels camren for her/him.
They feel camren for one another.
They love each other like camren does.
Camren by ayyejauregui September 26, 2014