Calena 

Calena is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. The thing is, she slacks a lot and procrastinates 24/7. either way she is epic and loves anime

wow. calena is so cool hehe.

Calena by gerbil123 June 8, 2018

Calena 

Someone who is original and funny, and one of the most loyal friends.

I saw Calena today, she made me smile!

Calena by neveah.sky November 23, 2021

calena 

Calena a nice pretty girl with a nice ass and who only dates black guys and can be very obnoxious at sometimes

Bro have u seen Calena I want to smash.

calena by SavageDog34 May 29, 2017

Calena 

Calena is the best person that would help you through you darkest pain. She will stand by you every minute of your life. She is literally the best person anyone could ask for. She don’t take shit from no one. She makes you smile everytime you see her and everytime she makes your days and nights. Everyone loves her for who she is.

Seth: have you seen Calena, she is so beautiful.
Tristan: I know I wish she was mine

Calena by Hella.uglyy December 1, 2018

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

calendula 

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

calendula by shell bay April 21, 2021