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A Calendar is a thing were you can write down what you have to do like go shopping or if you are going to a party or something, I don't know.

It will help you remember what to do everyday so in my opinion
get a calendar!
1. "Nichole, aren't you going to write that down in your calendar?"

2. "I need a new calendar because the year is over!"

3. "I almost forgot what I had to do but I just looked at my calendar and I knew!"
Calendar by Sarahfram July 28, 2007
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what you use to know the dates
Yay my calendar is so cool!!!!
Calendar by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
How about bring out a calendar.
Hey Urbie how about create a calendar.
Yeah I'd buy one!
Calendar by Don't you know who I am December 8, 2023
A small purchase once yearly; helps one to give a fuck about life events.
I quit using a calendar, now when I don’t want to do something I say “I have a bad memory”.
calendar by T-Ferguson February 6, 2026

Calendar Shopping 

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.
Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

calendar dump 

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.
The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.
calendar dump by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017

calendar wolf 

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.
The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.
calendar wolf by dddrew January 16, 2008
Word of the Day on April 23, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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