Caloc

Someone who tweets Andy Carroll and says make my day and sign for us

“I tweeted him” hes such a caloc

Caloc by BigwillyH July 4, 2021

Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Calculus 

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

Calculus by CalcS.d March 19, 2011

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

Tensor Calculus by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

Calcutta Meat Pie 

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

Calcutta Meat Pie by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

calculusly 

sneakingly, strategically, hidden agenda

She calculusly volunteered to do the shorter drive on Saturday so that her friend would have to do the longer drive the next day.

calculusly by Franjenn Thunder December 4, 2018