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jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.
Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"
jet callander by RoastingKid1907 January 10, 2017

Max Callander 

Max is the sexiest person ever and also pulls so many woman and sometimes men and is very good at video games
OMG there is Max Callander hes so sexy and good at every video game ever and pulls all the woman and men.

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

Camandermik 

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!
"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"
Camandermik by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

cranlander 

Someone from Cranbury, NJ. Term is commonly used in Princeton, NJ to refer to them. Used because kids from Cranbury move on to somewhat nearby Princeton High School, and Cranbury has set up a relationship with Princeton about this.
Where are you from?
Cranbury.

Oh so you're a Cranlander?
cranlander by Player72 April 4, 2015
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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