calander 

One year (origin: memphis)

Man, I got pulled over for a stupid weapons charge. They talkin' bout me doin a whole calander!

calander by poolpimp August 9, 2006

Cum Calander 

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.

Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.

Cum Calander by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.

Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.

Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

Camandermik 

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!

"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"

Camandermik by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

caranderize 

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).

(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.

caranderize by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009

Callander 

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)

"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"

Callander by callander_Lover April 19, 2009