collander 

1 - A Martian mile adjusted for gravity
2 - A highly specialized precision instrument designed to laser engrave all the silicon chips found in Silicon Valley.
3 - To hit with force

1 - I jogged 3 collanders today
2 - The collander 2000 can also be used in personal grooming
3 - He swung the club and collandered the hell out of him

collander by collander February 3, 2010

Collateral Beauty 

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).

In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.

Collateral Beauty by NurseNikFrank1908 May 22, 2023

World Hollander Day 

A day, November 1st, that Tom Holland fans (Hollanders) created. This day was created to celebrate the Hollander fandom, how all Hollanders are connected through their idol (Tom Holland), and to celebrate their idol in general. Usually this occasion is celebrated through edits, pictures, and posts that fan accounts will put on there account.

“Are you excited for world Hollander day?”

World Hollander Day by kyrag November 5, 2019

Commander Lexa 

Boss Ass Bitch Perfection

Commander Lexa is the commander of my heart

Commander Lexa by commanderofyourheart March 28, 2015

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

Collateral Wiz 

The 5% of a man's wiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's wiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral wiz.

Collateral Wiz by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012