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The Crylander 

Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.

Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."

--alt--

Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."
The Crylander by citythatbreeds July 20, 2010

Cronander 

The most amazing word on Earth. One that implies coolness, wholeness, peace, friendliness, awesomeness and all other good things. It takes quite a person to be a Cronander.
Can also be used in verb form "Cronanding" for talking incessantly... and maybe exaggerating a little
"Man, you're practically Cronander-quality."

or

"He did a little Cronanding in the re-telling, but it just made the story that much cooler."
Cronander by El Cro October 1, 2008

Callander 

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"
Callander by callander_Lover April 19, 2009

crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.
"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.

calander 

Man, I got pulled over for a stupid weapons charge. They talkin' bout me doin a whole calander!
calander by poolpimp August 9, 2006

canander 

Verb: to wander aimlessly while intoxicated on marijuana. Combination of cannabis and meander.

Colloquially used in San Francisco Bay Area to describe recent Foot-Traffic around medical marijuana co-operatives.

Said to originate by employees of businesses around such cannabis clubs to describe a customer base that is "stoned"
Let's go smoke, and then canander around Fisherman's Wharf
canander by clausemic August 17, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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