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The Crylander 

Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.

Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."

--alt--

Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."

Cronander 

The most amazing word on Earth. One that implies coolness, wholeness, peace, friendliness, awesomeness and all other good things. It takes quite a person to be a Cronander.
Can also be used in verb form "Cronanding" for talking incessantly... and maybe exaggerating a little
"Man, you're practically Cronander-quality."

or

"He did a little Cronanding in the re-telling, but it just made the story that much cooler."
Cronander by El Cro October 1, 2008

Callander 

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"
Callander by callander_Lover April 19, 2009

crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.
"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.

calander 

Man, I got pulled over for a stupid weapons charge. They talkin' bout me doin a whole calander!
calander by poolpimp August 9, 2006

canander 

Verb: to wander aimlessly while intoxicated on marijuana. Combination of cannabis and meander.

Colloquially used in San Francisco Bay Area to describe recent Foot-Traffic around medical marijuana co-operatives.

Said to originate by employees of businesses around such cannabis clubs to describe a customer base that is "stoned"
Let's go smoke, and then canander around Fisherman's Wharf
canander by clausemic August 17, 2010