Callender 

used in a name means you are one of the most bad ass people around. Coming from ancient metal decent they are a beast at just about every thing they try.

Girl #1 did you hear about that new callender kid?
Girl #2 yea hes such a bad ass.

Callender by f.this61 November 23, 2011

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

Calendar Shopping 

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

Calendar Shopping by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

calendar dump 

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.

The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.

calendar dump by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017

Challenger Early College High School

An Early College High School in Hickory, North Carolina, Challenger, servers two out of a hundred North Carolina counties: Alexander and Catawba. Limited to a hundred students per class, everybody knows each other. Most of the teachers are extremely qualified. The school's honor code is integrity, citizenship, and stewardship. Anybody who doesn't follow this code can be punished. It's the only school in the county where you drop $2 dollars, and somebody will return it in the office.

Jack: I heard you're not coming to Hickory High with us. Where are you going?
Bill: I'm going to the prestigious Challenger Early College High School.
Jack: That sounds great. I hope you do good.

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20 years later
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Jack is flipping burgers. Bill is working for $40/hour on a career that hasn't even been invented yet.

Challenger Early College High School by BuddhistMonk2 September 3, 2012

Dodge Challenger

Bitchin' muscle car made by Dodge. Often confused with the Charger, in spite of a big difference in appearance. The new one is the sickest pony car out right now. Plus, it will be worth a fortune in the future because production will probably stop within the next few years. Many think the new Camaro is better purely because the interior looks "nicer." (These people know nothing about driving because they should be focused on the road and not what color the speedometer is and thinking it's fun when their ass slips on their leather seats.)

To see some examples of this car, watch the movies Vanishing Point & Death Proof.

The original Dodge Challenger was built from the same platform as the Plymouth Barracuda.

Dodge Challenger by ~_- April 18, 2009

NNN Calendar 

The NNN Calendar is a calendar revolving around NNN.

-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December

"Are you attempting the NNN Calendar"

"Heck Yeah, my dick is going to suffer so much"

NNN Calendar by SpikeyFluffBall November 7, 2019