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Caleen

Caleen is a name that actually means the moon she is smart,special,nice,great with animals,and the best friend you will ever have.
Caleen means the moon
Caleen is so pretty
by panda lover 616 February 13, 2018
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The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

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by Darren Besert January 21, 2016
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calentada

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules
That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up
by Wickedspic December 9, 2018
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Papita caliente

Expression you use when you’re extremely happy and excited for eating french fries.

Expresión usada cuando estas extremadamente feliz y emocionado por comer papas fritas.
Hummmm papita caliente !!!
by Quesadillas222 December 17, 2021
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Coleene

A girl who will do anything for you, Will help you through depression. She has her ups and downs, but will always be by your side. She's socially active but naughty at times. she will always try to make you laugh even when your sad. She is very beautiful but will never believe it, she is outgoing and active and enjoys the memories of true friends, she's loveable and adorable and WILL Always stick with you to the very end.
Jasmine: Wow i wish i had a friend like Coleene!
Derek: she is an amazing friend, i wish i could be her bestest friends
by Pockychuu September 12, 2015
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Caileen

Gaelic name for "Beautiful Girl." Cai is the term for beauty that is both physical and spiritual, unlike álainn, which just means physical beauty. Leen means little girl or small child.

In Irish folklore, the name Caileen has been used to represent a girl who is greatly unaware of her own worth. She is beautiful and kind but unaware of it, often helping and befriending people of a "lesser status".
Eric: If I ask her out, do you think she'll say yes?
Bri: It's Caileen we're talking about! She'll probably say yes and be shocked why you would even want to go out with her!
Eric: Are you kidding me? She's beautiful.
Bri: Try telling her that...
by happy2help13 March 28, 2013
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Coleen

Coleen is an amazing, beautiful, talented person who is always fun to be around. When you first meet them they will be shy and timid but are still amazing. They think they have to talent and the world would be better without them but it is false. They can’t see how beautiful they are, or how talented they are, or how much they mean to you. Remind Coleen how amazing she is and she would still deny it. And shy and timid as they are, they have a big heart that doesn’t let people in that easily. It takes a lot of trust to be close to a Coleen.
Coleen is the most talented person I have ever met
by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019
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