A caelen is a strong and ferocious viking, expert dirty origami folder, 4 star open flame chef. synonymous with sex panther.
"Did you cook this steak over a bonfire? you are such a caelen."
"All the women love him, he is such a caelen."
"All the women love him, he is such a caelen."
by BearBearBearBear February 5, 2010
The best woman to ever enter your life. She’s beautiful smart and musical. If you have a Caelen in your life, love and care for her. She deserves it!
by Derpi squid April 29, 2018
An absolute legend, who is the sexiest person you will ever meet. Just think of Will Smith at his prime, and that is what a Caelen will look like ( but more good looking).
by Jermaine Jeff March 18, 2021
Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.
Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?
Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...
Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !
Gerald: What makes you say that ?
Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know
Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...
Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !
Gerald: What makes you say that ?
Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know
by Nitbag Brad April 24, 2018
by Bfbffbfbfbfbftb5fbb May 17, 2023
Sketch, a fiend, wack fool. will steal, take advantage, and hurt you if not careful. Has a nice side tho
by kile ahsh April 4, 2011