Caelen

A caelen is a strong and ferocious viking, expert dirty origami folder, 4 star open flame chef. synonymous with sex panther.

"Did you cook this steak over a bonfire? you are such a caelen."

"All the women love him, he is such a caelen."

by BearBearBearBear February 4, 2010

Caelen

The best woman to ever enter your life. She’s beautiful smart and musical. If you have a Caelen in your life, love and care for her. She deserves it!

Oh man I love Caelen with all my heart💙

by Derpi squid May 31, 2018

Caelen

Annoying asf

Caelen is annoying asf

by Storme22k June 19, 2022

Caelen

An absolute legend, who is the sexiest person you will ever meet. Just think of Will Smith at his prime, and that is what a Caelen will look like ( but more good looking).

You are so sexy, you are a Caelen!

by Jermaine Jeff March 18, 2021

Caelen

Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.

Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?

Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...

Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !

Gerald: What makes you say that ?

Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know

by Nitbag Brad May 29, 2018

Caelen

A guy from SCOOOOOTTTTLAAAAAANDDDDDDD who hates women and loves men called josh

He is such a caelen

by Bfbffbfbfbfbftb5fbb May 16, 2023

Caelen

Sketch, a fiend, wack fool. will steal, take advantage, and hurt you if not careful. Has a nice side tho

Mike: You took advantage of her on drugs?
Wilber: Yeah
Mike: Who are you? Caelen?

by kile ahsh April 22, 2011