Cailon

An asshole who has great taste in music

Cailon you're so mean

by MSTL_mathers March 5, 2013

Dirty Cailón

Genuinely precious person, super sweet to everyone but don’t cross him, he will out-sass you until it hurts. Big heart and he doesn’t think enough of himself because he’s amazing. Social media addict who has opinions about everything, and all his reposts will make you laugh every day. Unique name, unique person, don’t lose him out of your life because you’ll never find someone like him again

Wow - is that a Dirty Cailón?! I’ve never seen one before, he’s so cool

by iBeMolly November 12, 2020

Cailou

A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!

Mom and dad "I don't care what you do just read or some shit"

Cailou "FUCK YOU ALL"

by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018

Cailyn

Cailyn is shy when you first meet her, but then when you get to know her she's really out there! She's fun to be around and loves to have a laugh. She likes to impersonate people and put on a really funny accent. Cailyn thinks she isn't beautiful, but to everyone else; she really is. She doesn't like to be left out of things and doesn't like people who try to manipulate her.

Who's that really funny chick over there? It's a Cailyn.
Wow, she's beautiful, what's her name? Cailyn.

by WhoAreWe? August 19, 2012

Cailan

A very sweet, loving guy who loves mac and cheese and his girlfriend. He is very athletic and usually tall. (That doesn't mean you're short. It just means that he is extra tall.) He is surrounded by lots of people that care about and love him. But he always has that one somewhat toxic friend with a J name. He likes dogs and is a big nerd. He will ball you up in basketball any day. He is very lovable and once you have him, he becomes your whole world and you love him with all your heart and limbic system. He is very attractive and handsome even though he refuses to admit it. He is "always right" and always seems to prove you wrong even when you have factual evidence. But, you will always love him and are very lucky to have him in your life.

"I love you Cailan, with all my heart and limbic system."

by Burrito <3 May 19, 2020

Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.

Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT

by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015

cailyn

the nicest person in the world but if you get on her bad side she will treat you like a potato!

that cailyn is so nice and perfect

by audrey123456 June 22, 2018