A woman's name, though often used for boys; it has become more popular in the the fairer sex. Cailens are usually beautiful, bubbly creatures with a quirky charm that enchants everyone around them. She has a hidden sexiness that only manifests when in the presence of exceptional gentlemen, usually of the Irish persuasion. Beware of Cailens though, for if provoked, can bite quickly with a venom that can render a person to a permanently weakened state. If you remain on a Cailen's positive side, you will be greatly rewarded.
by Ardnek Lieh January 13, 2009
Get the cailen mug.A comical, carefree, fun kind of guy. The ladies love him but he can sometimes be shy around girls. Usually ginger or blonde. Cailen also likes to party, in moderation. Sometimes a very strange individual who keeps things on the down-low.
Person 1: "Hey, is that Cailen driving around in that shopping cart?"
Person 2: "Sure is. He is one crazy dude"
Person 2: "Sure is. He is one crazy dude"
by Mark Connors April 19, 2008
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Me: get into the bunkers!
Me: get into the bunkers!
by Jong un12345678910 April 23, 2020
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by Jong un12345678910 April 24, 2020
Get the Cailen mug.Cailens are the type of guys to have perms. They can’t get a girl to save their life and is will most likely wet themselves if a female looked at them. Will usually have herpes
by A proper cool human September 15, 2021
Get the Cailen mug.A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”
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late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame
by Darren Besert January 21, 2016
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