cailen 

A woman's name, though often used for boys; it has become more popular in the the fairer sex. Cailens are usually beautiful, bubbly creatures with a quirky charm that enchants everyone around them. She has a hidden sexiness that only manifests when in the presence of exceptional gentlemen, usually of the Irish persuasion. Beware of Cailens though, for if provoked, can bite quickly with a venom that can render a person to a permanently weakened state. If you remain on a Cailen's positive side, you will be greatly rewarded.

Finnigan O'Leary: "Did you just see Cailen walk by?"
Connor O'Riley: "Sex on legs."

cailen by Ardnek Lieh January 13, 2009

cailen 

A comical, carefree, fun kind of guy. The ladies love him but he can sometimes be shy around girls. Usually ginger or blonde. Cailen also likes to party, in moderation. Sometimes a very strange individual who keeps things on the down-low.

Person 1: "Hey, is that Cailen driving around in that shopping cart?"

Person 2: "Sure is. He is one crazy dude"

cailen by Mark Connors April 19, 2008

Cailen 

Blasted bastards that are nothing but gay dickheads who do nothing except shit on toilets

*cailen approaches*
Me: get into the bunkers!

Cailen by Jong un12345678910 April 23, 2020

Cailen 

Is bastard retard guy

Cailen = stupid Canadian bitch

Cailen by Jong un12345678910 April 24, 2020

Cailen 

Cailens are the type of guys to have perms. They can’t get a girl to save their life and is will most likely wet themselves if a female looked at them. Will usually have herpes

Ben: omg has cailen wet himself again

Darren: classic cailen

Cailen by A proper cool human September 15, 2021

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018