5 definitions by WildDefinitions

deviantart

A bunch of idiotic brats who dump shit all over the place and call your pieces "Ugly" if it's not naked MIKU or some homo humping some pony oc

The worst art on deviantart:

1. Fursonas and adopts
2. OCs
3. FNAF shit
4. ROBLOX TMM roleplays
5. Ponies, fursonas, etc eating each other

by WildDefinitions April 2, 2015

Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.

Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT

by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015

Angry Parents

One or two dangerous lions that will spank and roar at any kids nearby.

Habitat: Your House
Deaths per year: None, but thousands get injuried.
Features: Loud voice, ability to swear at their kids, big and rough hands for spanking
WATCH OUT FOR THE ANGRY PARENTS-A DANGEROUS CREATURE LURKING IN YOUR HOUSE!
Made angry by: Coffee and Candy withdrawal and kids, from the angelic kid to the little shit who draws dicks on the school wall.

Little Bob: oh shit.. I have angry parents -gets spanked on butt-
MOM: ROOAARRRRRR
Dad: FUCK SHIT ASS DICK FUCK SHIT ASS DICK

by WildDefinitions March 28, 2015

Dora The Explorer

A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen.

Dora the explorer is on

Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy

by WildDefinitions April 2, 2015

Dora The Explorer

A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen.

Dora the explorer is on

Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy

by WildDefinitions April 2, 2015