Cactass

The name of a mans ass when he is inbetween shaving and his ass is prickly hence cact-like.

"So how hairy is he?"

"Lets just say if he stopped shaving he'd have a cactass"

:O

by Sotamaster November 23, 2010

cactass

One or more buttocks and/or thighs with cactus spines in it, usually the result of an accident.

He crashed his mountain bike into a patch of cacti and came out with cactass. Because he could not pull them all out on his own, his buddies had to help.

by PedalPusher July 3, 2006

catass

Some one who plays a Online game and excludes everything else. Often used to describe when some one has a lot of time to spend in a online game.
Came from a article in a newspaper on Everquest. The player they interviewed played so much Everquest he forgot to change his cats littler box, leading the reported to comment his house smelled like "a cats ass".

Not every one has enough time to catass foir items in Everquest.

That guy is such a catass, he has been at the same spawn for 9 hours straight.

by Rupert March 7, 2004

catass

PC Gamer says "Apparently, there's a word in the MMO community called 'catass' to describe someone whose online addiction has caused their domestic and personal hygiene to degenerate to such a degree that their entire house begins to smell like an enormous cat-litter box."

That guy just got City of Heroes and has now gone catass.

by Ramsey September 18, 2004

Catassathrolagus

A disease of unknown origin that affects people usually in the throat. Creates confusion in the thought process and words that are spoken or sentences are not easily understood. This disease is not contagious and there are no pre-cursor symptoms. Can usually be treated with a combination of 2 asprin, 1 viagra and 1 adderrall.

Deb contracted a severe case of catassathrolagus last night while sleeping.

by vdub4motion May 2, 2013

Cackass

An adjective often used to express disdain for the qualities of something or someone. Also see raggedy.

"I was destroyed at the paintball field because my cackass rental gun kept jamming."

by JustinBer January 18, 2008

catasstrophy

after your cat uses the litterbox, and runs away from it, sometimes a few leftovers linger on him and fall in his wake. These are catasstrophies.

I walked into the kitchen only to find a catasstrophy next to the refrigerator.

by ebymel April 3, 2008