Definitions by Sotamaster

ain't about that life 

When other people see a gangster thug and proclaim that they themselves are not about the life of dope dealing and crime.

Gangster walks past checkout counter*
Clerk:"Whoa! I ain't about that life."
cactass

ain't about that life by Sotamaster October 17, 2013

Cactass 

The name of a mans ass when he is inbetween shaving and his ass is prickly hence cact-like.

"So how hairy is he?"

"Lets just say if he stopped shaving he'd have a cactass"

:O

Cactass by Sotamaster November 23, 2010