Caage

One man in the entire universe that was named Caage. His father was high and didn’t know how to spell Caage so he added an A. Cage (Correct spelling) + A = Damn you father

Jack: Did you hear, Caage smashed his face and my girl?
Caage’s Dad: With a name like his. He got a girl?
*laughing intensity’s*
*Dad goes to get milk again and never returns*

by Caage February 25, 2022

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Critter cage

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Chastity Cage

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.

My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

caare

Nobody knows what it means, but its most probable meaning is to smoke. All we know for sure is that thog doesn't do it.

Thog is a good role model because Thog dont caare.

by Sphinx of Black Quartz January 17, 2019

Cope Cage

Shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

by Dinofriend March 5, 2022

take it to the cage

Be willing to go all the way with something. Refers to the mixed martial arts cage and the kind of hardcore punishment competitors are willing to face. Sometimes used to over-dramatize skirmishes.

Lisa was angry that Beth wanted to see Harry Potter instead of Sex and the City and was ready to take it to the cage.

Our manager said we had to switch to green Post-Its, but Bill took it to the cage and won. We still get to use the yellow ones.

by Eric Maan February 9, 2010