Collect
Collect by Durrtysprite June 13, 2018
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collect
What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.
collect by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004
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When Harry corrects Mel on her pronunciation but she then threatens him with not giving him the box of balloons, Harry then agrees that collect is the correct word to use
Collect by Leeeeeeeham December 20, 2019
Collect Skin
Sometimes you might see this in your cantonese speaking friend's convos. In Chinese, Sau Pei means shut up. And if you translate Sau Pei word for word then it means Collect Skin.
Weird things that chinese people come up with lol
Weird things that chinese people come up with lol
Collect Skin by Chinglish Expert May 21, 2011
collect your bredrin/friend
when your friend is being a dick head embarrassing or said summit dumb in front of your other friends this can be said
friend 1: "Nah soap tastes peng still"
you (saying to friend 2): "Sasha come and collect your bredrin/friend"
friend 2 : "thats your bredrin"
you (saying to friend 2): "Sasha come and collect your bredrin/friend"
friend 2 : "thats your bredrin"
collect your bredrin/friend by 102killerdrop October 3, 2018
collect your thoughts
To collect one's thoughts means to take time for his/herself after a particularly disturbing event, and to get his/her mind back in order.
Person1: Hey, what's up?
Person2: Becky and I just broke up last night.
Person1: Oh that sucks, how've you been handling it?
Person2: I dunno man, but I feel like complete shit.
Person1: I'm sorry, how about I leave you alone and give you time to collect your thoughts?
Person2: Good idea. I'll explain things later then.
Person2: Becky and I just broke up last night.
Person1: Oh that sucks, how've you been handling it?
Person2: I dunno man, but I feel like complete shit.
Person1: I'm sorry, how about I leave you alone and give you time to collect your thoughts?
Person2: Good idea. I'll explain things later then.
collect your thoughts by L e a f January 9, 2010
collect call
The best way to stay in contact with unloved ones, such as ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-wife, ex-husband, ex-spouse, ex-partner, ex-fuckbuddy, ex-relative and all other least favorite people. Collect calls are the most expensive option for calling, so use a payphone and dial 0 to show your ex-loved one how much you care.
Yo! I made a collect call to my ex from jail and the phone company banged her $30! Revenge ain't cheap!
collect call by NCIC69 September 7, 2006
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