An acronym for the tragic and debilitating medical condition- Obsessive Compulsive Calendar Invite Dickhead. Sufferers are known to infuriatingly and incessantly send google calendar invites to acquaintances for even the most trivial of scheduled appointments, thus clogging up the unwilling recipients email, calendar and life. The only proven treatment is for the perpetrator to be euthanised.
Pottsy: 'It's your round, I'm going to go for a piss.'
George: 'Hang on, I need a piss too- I'll send you a calendar invite'
Pottsy: (farting disapprovingly) 'Your O.C.C.I.D. is next level...plus why the fuck does the calendar invite say 'Piss and Dutch rudder? It's not a Tuesday'
C = Coffee
I = Induced
D = Dump
When you have a cup of joe in the morning and right after you drink it you have to then rush over to the bathroom to releave yourself. Typically noticed as Starbucks when there is a huge line to use the bathroom, or in Europe right after you have a wonderful expresso.
If there is any questions, head to the nearest coffee shop or Europe to see what happens. This happens even more frequently if you have a hangover from a big night of drinking.