C.I.A.D 

Calling it a day....

Works sucks today, so I am leaving right now... C.I.A.D

C.I.A.D by Ny79Ny August 3, 2007

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A by xCascade October 21, 2010

C.I.M.D.A.S 

C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after a lazy encounter with a Facebook status update... it is mainly used to define the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after returning from a long days of work, or after a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with one finger to update his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.

Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,

Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O

etc.

---Man 1--- Where are you going after Party in the Park? We're going to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.

---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?

---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?

C.I.M.D.A.S by Meen Dizzle July 11, 2011

A U D A C I T Y 

The thing people have have when they talk to me after insulting me for fking breathing

They had the ' a u d a c i t y' to talk to me like a normal human :0

A U D A C I T Y by YourEmoChild16 September 17, 2020

W.I.C.A.R.D Brief 

Whiskey Inspired Casually Aggressive Relatively Drunken Brief. The inspirational status brought on by sufficient quantities of whiskey, prior to or with complete disregard for the whiskey barrier whereby anything seems possible and wisdom is imparted by the inspired individual and shared via social media.

Mark, "I'm posting Boogie's W.I.C.A.R.D Brief on Instagram he more or less went like this: 'fellas I'm going to be even more pissed tomorrow so I'm saying now good luck in the match tomorrow, smash cunts! Fuck, hurt bastards. Cunt! Smash' - fucking awesome!"

W.I.C.A.R.D Brief by Grandsire November 18, 2018

i.w.d.a.i.c.t.g.y.b 

I would do anything I can to get you back

i miss you, iwdaictgyb
i.w.d.a.i.c.t.g.y.b

i.w.d.a.i.c.t.g.y.b by minimil04 July 17, 2020

D I C K S Q U A D 

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D

D I C K S Q U A D by milk>cream April 27, 2014