O.C.C.I.D

An acronym for the tragic and debilitating medical condition- Obsessive Compulsive Calendar Invite Dickhead. Sufferers are known to infuriatingly and incessantly send google calendar invites to acquaintances for even the most trivial of scheduled appointments, thus clogging up the unwilling recipients email, calendar and life. The only proven treatment is for the perpetrator to be euthanised.

Pottsy: 'It's your round, I'm going to go for a piss.'
George: 'Hang on, I need a piss too- I'll send you a calendar invite'
Pottsy: (farting disapprovingly) 'Your O.C.C.I.D. is next level...plus why the fuck does the calendar invite say 'Piss and Dutch rudder? It's not a Tuesday'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

C—O—V—I—D-19

When corona-infected patients are still experiencing lingering symptoms such as brain fog, fatigue, and inflammation and injury of major organs such as the lungs and heart long after they were tested negative.

For the majority of Covid-19 patients, the symptoms would disappear after a fortnight, but for a small group of C—O—V—I—D-19 or long Covid patients, their persistent symptoms are taking a toll on their mind and body, leaving them and their doctors confused and confounded.

by Covido December 6, 2020

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d.

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick

Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

by fucking 101 September 28, 2020

D.I.S.C.O

A girl who is Desirable, Irresistible, Super Sexy, Such a Cutie, and Oh oh oh.

She can also be Sweet as Candy.

She is D.I.S.C.O

by itsawildsnorlax April 16, 2009

I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D

In The Store Over The Counter In My Pocket Out The Door

mike went I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D for some robo

by therealBrooks March 30, 2011

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025