CFOSL 

complete fits of silent laughter. used instead of something like pmsl (pissing myself laughing) or lmao (laughing my arse off).

in msnmessenger / aol messenger etc.:

A:iv got a joke for you
B:wow, go for it
A:why did the chicken cross the road?
B:dunno
A:because he felt like it
B:hah! CFOSL! that was hilarious. mental!

CFOSL by fran and christine April 8, 2006

CFOSL 

complete fits of silent laughter. used instead of summat like pmsl or lmao.

in msn or summat:

A:iv got a joke for you
B:wow, go for it
A:why did the chicken cross the road?
B:dunno
A:because he felt like it
B:hah! CFOSL! that was hilarious. mental!

CFOSL by fran browne(with an e) July 21, 2008

Coslopus

Chelsea Handlers' way of saying vagina.

"dude, her coslopus was a jungle!"

Coslopus by USCbabe11 March 3, 2009

crosling manoeuvre 

The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.

I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.

crosling manoeuvre by prageeth November 13, 2017

coslapis 

1. a fish native to the south sea known for its tangy flavor and pink color

2. Chelsea Lately word for vagina

1. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson go fishing for coslapis almost every night

2.Chelsea Handler calls her vagina a coslapis

3. Gay guys rarely see coslapis and are not fond of it, instead they enjoy shuttlecock.

coslapis by whoyouare August 20, 2009

coslap

A coslap is what happens when a boy and a girl are making out but they don't want to have sex, so the boy pauses to ejaculate into a condom. He then slaps the girl with the condom full of his essence and they laugh and continue making out.

Boy: Whoa hold on a second! (ejaculates into condom)
Girl: Hey, what are you gonna do with that?
Boy: (coslaps her) Haha! You got coslapped!
Girl: Haha!

coslap by IndieSnob June 11, 2006

cooslaw 

a pussy that is rotten or smells bad

I heard Dave fell into a burning ring of cooslaw.

cooslaw by patcain September 14, 2009