The CD that your children will listen to when they are poking smot.
Jeffrey: Hey, Phil, you wanna come over to my house today? I bought some marijuana from Bobby at recess!
Phil: Sure, Jeff, sounds great! I'll bring Dark Side of the Moon!
Christianese is the language spoken by Christians
. It makes no sense to anyone unfamiliar with biblical texts, but earns you major points in the eyes of other Christians, because it means your words are hella
Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again
Christian: Brother, I felt like I was really backsliding, so I crucified my old man and put on my new man, and now the fruit of the spirit is evident in my life!
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?
To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.
Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."
A coslap is what happens when a boy and a girl are making out but they don't want to have sex, so the boy pauses to ejaculate into a condom. He then slaps the girl with the condom full of his essence and they laugh and continue making out.
Boy: Whoa hold on a second! (ejaculates into condom)
Girl: Hey, what are you gonna do with that?
Boy: (coslaps her) Haha! You got coslapped!