A coslap is what happens when a boy and a girl are making out but they don't want to have sex, so the boy pauses to ejaculate into a condom. He then slaps the girl with the condom full of his essence and they laugh and continue making out.
Boy: Whoa hold on a second! (ejaculates into condom)
Girl: Hey, what are you gonna do with that?
Boy: (coslaps her) Haha! You got coslapped!
Girl: Haha!
Become a libertarian for a few months until you realize the whole system is messed up, then move on to anarchy where you want to change the system, shortly after that become a collapsitarian and sit back and watch while it all burns. Oh, you gotta bring the popcorn.
Skip chuckles in collapsitarian when he hears about a politicians bad day.
When a man ejaculates the human body holds back to maintain the oval shape of the balls. When you shoot it all out, you create a vacuum, thus you have ball collapse. This often occurs in the presence of an excess of pussy.
"Jesus christ, back in the 70's when I was over Rick James house. I got so much ass I caught a case of Ball Collapse."
"Women be talking shit, mendon't know nothing about pain! Women have babies! I be like bitch, YOU don't know about pain. I've had ball collapse. They don't have epidural for that." - Charlie Murphy
COLAPES is when something is really collapsing and hard to fix. Another word for exposed against a youtuber.
COLAPES originated from a youtuber named ntxgen720 aka Zaire when in one of his videos he was talking about another youtuber named BroKenGaMezHD and wrote that the youtuber was going down after the ''Colapes'' of SONY and he spelt collapse wrong.
After the video another youtuber named BLACKB0ND made a video about just the word ''COLAPES'' and the trend kept going. whenever someone was exposed they added the word ''COLAPES'' at the end.
exposed = colapes (youtube beef drama)
Example 1: ''Be careful Bond, if he catches you at Shoprite Pathmark, he's gonna knock you smooth out your loafers. #colapes''
Example 2: ''HAHAHAHAH he's so fakking dumb boii so exposed! COLAPES!
Example 3: ''You show us your Infamous Second Son trophies but not your 12k PC?'' #COLAPES
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.