Coslob

When your arguing a correct point to a person that is in the low Iq category, and someone else with a low Iq, also agrees with the incorrect person.

Person 1: Don't put your money in the machine because you need it more.

Person 2: But the machine needs money to stay alive.

Person 1: Thats not how it works at all.

Person 3: You just don't have any money to feed the machine.

Person 1: No actually you 2 mfs are sketchy and fupp the money you just wanna be a coslob.

by 1stKingSol March 14, 2026

Coslopus

Chelsea Handlers' way of saying vagina.

"dude, her coslopus was a jungle!"

by USCbabe11 March 3, 2009

Colloban

To be in between. To be in the middle of something. To be stuck in the middle. To be indecisive about something.

"Mate im in coloban about whether to go out tonight"
or
"I feel like im in colloban with you two"
or
"I'm such a bolf...I'm fed up of being colloban all the time"

by Amit Ruparelia July 23, 2004

coslopis

Synonym for vulva or vagina and usually used in a humorous way. Made popular by Chelsea Handler on her TV show Chelsea Lately.

I turned around and a midget smacked me right in the coslopis.

by x-ray vision April 17, 2009

Colobag

Short for "colostomy bag" (the bag you shit into when your body can't do it normally). Douche bag has become severely overused, so when somebody is worse than a douche bag, they're a colostomy bag, a colobag.

Did you see that guy with 3 popped collars acting like he's the shit?

Yea, what colobag.

by KC Meat October 29, 2009

COSLOPUS

Women no-no parts, female 'special square', vaginal cavity, beaver parts, woman crotch area.

she caught her husband's penis hiding inside the swedish nanny's coslopus

by WomanSavant33 July 6, 2011

Coblob

An teenager who site in his bedroom all day without social communication

Cali : You coming out today

Jake : Sorry i cant come out today got a busy schedule

Cali : Come on stop being a stupid coblob

by blamont April 29, 2009