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C.O.D. Blocker

Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker

Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:

T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?

K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.

T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
C.O.D. Blocker by Almost Dangerous February 8, 2010
A tactic surmised by angry girlfriends that consists of making the player feel guilty about playing call of duty instead of spending quality time with each other.
Steve: Dude I wanted to get three more rounds of COD in, but my girlfriend was just sitting next to me looking pissed. I couldn't take the guilt so I just quit and took her to the mall.

Mike: Sounds like a COD block to me.
COD Block by Athletic Prowess December 4, 2009

cod-block 

when somebody walks in front of the screen while you are playing some hardcore call-of-duty
mom look out you're cod-blocking
cod-block by jammer18 February 24, 2011
The act of preventing people, usually male, from playing Call of Duty, otherwise known as C.O.D. Females are the most typical COD Blockers.
"Jessica, why can't you just leave? You're being such a COD Block."

"I really wanted to play some COD with you last night, man, but she was being such a COD Block."
COD Block by CODLuvr November 29, 2009

cod-block 

A person who steals your kill at key moments in any call of duty or online FPS game, and gets full credit for said kill.
Mike: Dude, this guy just stole my kill! WHAT A FREAKING COD-BLOCKER!!!!!!!

Damon: hahaha pwnd
cod-block by dante0220 July 26, 2010
Getting CoD blocked is when you're playing Call of Duty (online or not) and you see a stream of enemies run by that you can easily kill all of them. However, when you pick up your gun to kill them, you get shot in the back (or in the worst case scenario, stabbe in the back)and die before you're able to finish killing them all, or even killing one.
Bren: Check it out guys. There's three of 'em right there.

Vic: Kill them all.

*Bren tries to shoot, but instead sees a replay of him getting stabbed by some random dude. In other words... He gets CoD blocked*

Vic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
CoD block by Flameheart682 March 22, 2009
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