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cod-blocked 

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If you were cod-blocked or codblocked, something completly unimportant or pointless was keepeing you from playing COD (Call of Duty). Or something happens that eliminates your chances of a great accomplishment.
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Guy 1: "Why do you look so sad?"
Guy 2: "Man I got cod-blocked yesterday! I was one kill from a nuke when the power went out!"

"Man I got codblocked yesterday"
"How"
"Girlfreind stole the game and hid it so I'd spend more time with her"
"Sucks"
cod-blocked by icanhazafunny February 25, 2010
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Cod Blocked 

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In reference to blocking your cock via COD. When you realize a booty call text an hour late because you were playing Call of Duty.
I looked at my phone and got a text from Adeile wanting me to come over. Black Ops totally cod blocked me.
Cod Blocked by Dudememyomen May 10, 2011
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COD blocked 

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when something or someone prevents you or stops you from playing any Call of Duty game.
"Hey how come you got off live last night so early?"
"My dad COD blocked me."
COD blocked by mw3fanatic November 14, 2011

CoD Blocked 

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When someone or something prevents you from playing Call of Duty.
Jake: Hey, get online I need some help in Call of Duty.
Steve: Sorry, I can't. My girlfriend CoD blocked me, so I have to go out to dinner with her and her parents.
CoD Blocked by Savageman89 May 24, 2010

COD Blocked 

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Not being aloud proper call of duty, or gaming time, because spending time with a girlfriend took up your night. Not to be confused with the term Cock Blocker.
Ya dude i totally got COD blocked by my girlfriend.
COD Blocked by MasterBAMF January 7, 2011

cod blocker 

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when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up
dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker
cod blocker by DaNN CaNT BxR !! April 1, 2009

Codblocked

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Prevented from being able to play Call of Duty because a friend and/or sibling is already playing it.
Yo, I'm gonna go play some Call of Duty!

Can't. Dave's already playing.

Darn. Codblocked again.
Codblocked by Phoenix Warfunden July 25, 2010
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