c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

by RNPS December 9, 2008

C'ard

Short for - Masculine: cock hard, Feminine: clit hard

If you partner needs a good rodding - she would need your c'ard
If you go down on the mrs in the morning it would be helpful if she has her c'ard

by Bald Jar October 28, 2025