C'ard

Short for - Masculine: cock hard, Feminine: clit hard

If you partner needs a good rodding - she would need your c'ard
If you go down on the mrs in the morning it would be helpful if she has her c'ard

C'ard by Bald Jar October 28, 2025

c'ard-on 

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

c'ard-on by RNPS December 9, 2008

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Cardboard Ben Hardy 

Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).

"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"

Cardboard Ben Hardy by cardboardbenhardy December 9, 2018

Cardano

Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.

Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!

Cardano by Zenarchism October 17, 2018

briella cardia 

a cute girl with a beautiful voice. she is a small tik toker who deserves to be famous because of her talents and she also has instagram. everyone loves briella cardia

guy: is that briella cardia
guy2: yeah man
guy: she’s so perfect

briella cardia by arainthenewone August 9, 2020

v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009