25 definitions by RNPS

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.
Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
by RNPS June 19, 2007
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Where you go to drop a Deuce - the bathroom.
Person 1: Where's John? Our meeting's about to start.
Person 2: He went to the casino.
by RNPS May 16, 2007
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A fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.
Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.
by RNPS January 5, 2008
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a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.
Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!
by RNPS February 6, 2009
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A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
by RNPS June 12, 2007
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A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.
Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!
by RNPS May 19, 2007
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The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.
guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"
by RNPS August 29, 2007
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