snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

Gutter Trout

A condom found in the gutter or on the street. Typically out of the wrapper and used.

I was walking the dog and noticed a gutter trout floating in the water.

by RNPS July 28, 2010

dinglebroad

A woman who's riding your ass like a dingleberry.

Example 1: My Mom is being a total dinglebroad about me going to college.

Example 2: I told her I'd have the report to her in twenty minutes, but no, she had to be a dinglebroad and keep asking for it.

by RNPS July 23, 2007

c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

by RNPS December 09, 2008

pussy with teeth

man with facial hair around the mouth; goatee, beard

Too many cold bitches at that bar, so I went in the alley to get some oral from a pussy with teeth.

Man, I got cut-up last night from F-ing that pussy with teeth.

by RNPS June 06, 2007

dreadlog

A dreadlock combined with a log.

1) "Get the scissors - the dog has a dreadlog!"
2) "That's the last time I get some from a cheap crack whore - I found a dreadlog hanging from her taint!"

by RNPS November 10, 2007

sputter butter

A fart with some anal contents (juicy, chunks...) that gets sprayed on your underware.

Dude 1: So there I was in line at the grocery store when I had to fart.
Dude 2: Ya?
Dude 1: Well, my fart was more than a fart...I got some sputter butter...my underware was so messed-up.

by RNPS January 06, 2008