Gutter Trout

A condom found in the gutter or on the street. Typically out of the wrapper and used.
I was walking the dog and noticed a gutter trout floating in the water.
by RNPS July 28, 2010
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rolling the cigar

A guy fondling himself by grabbing his cock on the outside of his pants and squeezing in a rolling manner to cause the shaft to swell and get noticed.
Whore 1: "Ooo - check him out!" Whore 2: "Nice! He's rolling the cigar! Times to go gets me some!"
by RNPS April 13, 2008
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holidump

The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.
Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there. Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?! Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.
by RNPS December 28, 2007
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Third World

Not being cleaned-up to interact with others. This could include recently taken a dump, not being showered, not having brushed teeth, &/or dirty home.
I'd love to have you over now, but I'm too third world. Man, she smells third world.
by RNPS May 16, 2007
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apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!? Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
by RNPS June 12, 2007
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c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.
Guys in a car going on a camping trip: Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on. That's funny! Guy thinking to himself: Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
by RNPS June 19, 2007
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spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off
Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W? Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again. Dick: AGAIN?! Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter! Dick: What a dick!
by RNPS April 27, 2008
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