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{Verb; (Buh-wah-rt)}
To excrete an extremely wet fart directly in somebody elses face at close range.
Oh my god, did you see John bwart on Andy?!
Bwart by Mattswelox October 4, 2006
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Bart Tard 

Basically the same thing as avetard and ou tard but these people reside in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. Most of these people are complete crackheads who have absolutely nothing to lose so they will just do dumb tard shit.
Yo, that Bart Tard just passed out on the sidewalk, I think he might be dead, let's call the ambulance.
*30 seconds before ambulance arrives
The Bart Tard literally just casually gets up and walks away.
Bart Tard by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019
Related Words
Bwart • BART • Bartender • bartard • Bartek • Bart Simpson • barted • barter • barth • Bartatua

Bartenderita 

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt
Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Bart Shift 

Working a 3 hour shift at your job.
Darn! I'm not making any money, all I have is Bart Shifts this week
Bart Shift by woahace October 16, 2010

Bart Kay 

Public Figure and seller of cerule and winner of MLM holidays. A leader who will recruit new people into his MLM scheme. Advocater of the carnivore diet where all plant foods are harmful apart from Cerule.
Jackie's just joined Avon. She keeps trying to Bart Kay us into buying her products.
Bart Kay by MikeTheIncel May 31, 2021

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut 

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

The Bart 

some call it god, some call it thanos, we call It THE BART! if you are ever lucky enough to see THE BART you will be blinded by her power immediately because nobody is worthy of seeing THE BART with their own two eyes. THE BART has unmatchable abilities not even thanos with all 6 infinity stones and a raging boner can't compare to her powers. THE BART once blinked and wiped out the dinosaurs, some think it was a meteor, but it was in fact THE BART.
"OMG DID U SEE THE BART PART THE TWO SEAS."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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