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(n): A large Oak Tree often found in Poland.
(n): A name given to individuals of Polish descent; a variation of the name "Bartholamew"
(n): A famous man residing in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, often found wearing Check Shirts and standing in front of Nuclear Power Plants around the world. Coined the term, "I'm waiting..."
1. That's a large Bartek in your backyard in Warsaw, Poland!

2. My child's name is Bartek.

3. Bartek was on the couch screaming, "I'm waiting..."
by Wendy Twang June 01, 2006
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A fit polish boy thats first girl is not good enough but his second will always be the best. He is kind and caring but cab get aggressive. Nice to the ones he loves. Easily forgives others. Doesn't want to hert close ones feelings. A funny personality that makes Every one laugh. An overall good person.
Bartek got rude to Brady but soon for gave him.
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by Heheiwonderwho October 19, 2018
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A crazy dude, generally smokes a lot of weed. Can get annoyed now and again, Overall is a good guy to have a banter with and a good person to know.
Just saw a Bartek strolling through a park with a bong in his hand the other day
by maj ley July 26, 2013
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Sexy af polish/ Slovakian kid that you want to marry.
Bartek came in the room and his looks blew me away.
by Facs not made up May 04, 2018
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A Bartek is a prank that can be played on anyone who owns a mobile phone.

Step 1: Obtain their number.

Step 2: Give their number to everyone that you know the subject does not have in their phone.

Step 3: Everyone sends messages to them saying "You make me feel like Im the only girl in the world!".

Step 4: Sit back and watch them loose their shit for the next few weeks.

Works best if you keep the prank a secret from killjoys who will ruin it.
person 1(prankee): Who the F**K keeps sending me messages saying you make me feel like im the only girl in the world...

person 2(pranker): I dont know man, ill ask around.

person 1: *walks away*

person 2: that guy is going insane from the good ol Bartek prank hahaha

person 3(also pranker): hahaha he wont be sleeping tonight.
by yourroommateD January 31, 2011
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A douche who thinks he is the best but really he got a 0.1In cock and likes to stare at girls asses. He is a generally jealous person . He is also a loser who doesn't know where to put it in so he just sticks to oral. He is also probably gay and wants a dick down his throat and up his tight ass hole.
person 1: "HEY LOOK ITS BARTEK"
Bartek: "READY TO PUT THAT DICK UP MY ASS ITS REALLL TIGHT "
by smoojieho May 03, 2018
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