ButthurtLib 

A liberal that is butthurt after Trump destroyed Hillary during the Presidential campaign. Usually resorting to complaints of everything Trump does regardless of what it is.

I don't like Trump since he cured cancer and found world peace. It's not because I am a butthurtlib.

ButthurtLib by Plowinurgranny January 27, 2017

Butthurtitis 

An internet epidemic that causes users to suffer from irrational levels of butthurt. This can be digitally transmitted from one netizen to another. Symptoms include pew pew, nerd rage and loss of rationale.

"I think he has butthurtitis, he hasn't stopped pew pew-ing all day!"

Butthurtitis by PacMan23 November 6, 2012

Butthurtism 

Th act of getting upset because you're being over sensitive.

My feels were hurt after Jesica was fake mad at me. Classic case of butthurtism.

Butthurtism by DrGainzphdinSwoll August 26, 2015

Backwoods Butthurting 

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.

Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

Backwoods Butthurting by Harry Warden April 29, 2009

butthurling 

Butthurling is the act of vomiting shit out your ass.

I just ate 20 hot wings, and I am going to be butthurling soon.

Tummyboobs uses butthurl: Enemy Charizard dies, Enemy Blaine dies, Pikachu dies, Ash dies.

butthurling by SiR-IV May 16, 2007

butthurticitis

Butthurticitis (but-her-tih-si-tis), a life-ending pandemic targeting the central nervous system. Most commonly found amongst Armenians, but can also be found within Kurds, Assyrians, Greeks, Bulgarians, amongst others. It is a two stage disease that is spread through coming into conflict with Turks.

In the initial stage, or most commonly called "the conflict phase", the patient experiences violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, shock, confusion, possibly loss of consciousness, and likely to ultimately result in death.

In the second stage, often called "genocide recognition phase", the survivors are left with an incurable case of Butthurticitis. The severity of the contamination may vary from case to case. The time period between contracting the disease and the start of symptoms is usually between one month to several years. The patient feels Turcophobia, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, anti-social tendencies, paranoia, terror, and hallucinations progressing to delirium. Patients tend to believe that another conflict with Turks may alleviate the symptoms resulting from the initial conflict. Patients hallucinate "genocide" where none existed, and seek to sow discord between Turks and the uninfected populace which may lead to more cases of Butthurticitis.

Johnny: Tigran was protesting in front of the Turkish embassy.
George: Yeah I know, he has a severe case of butthurticitis.

butthurticitis by doctor_em_ef_er April 30, 2015

Butthurtis 

Typically used as an adjective, to describe someone who is prone to whining, or being a pansy,
Also used as a proper noun, and nickname, best used when the person is named Curtis

Quit complaining, you're such a Butthurtis!
Oh Butthurtis, quit complaining!

Butthurtis by Williamoketo August 4, 2009