An internet epidemic that causes users to suffer from irrational levels of butthurt. This can be digitally transmitted from one netizen to another. Symptoms include pew pew, nerd rage and loss of rationale.
by PacMan23 November 6, 2012
Get the Butthurtitis mug.Butthurticitis (but-her-tih-si-tis), a life-ending pandemic targeting the central nervous system. Most commonly found amongst Armenians, but can also be found within Kurds, Assyrians, Greeks, Bulgarians, amongst others. It is a two stage disease that is spread through coming into conflict with Turks.
In the initial stage, or most commonly called "the conflict phase", the patient experiences violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, shock, confusion, possibly loss of consciousness, and likely to ultimately result in death.
In the second stage, often called "genocide recognition phase", the survivors are left with an incurable case of Butthurticitis. The severity of the contamination may vary from case to case. The time period between contracting the disease and the start of symptoms is usually between one month to several years. The patient feels Turcophobia, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, anti-social tendencies, paranoia, terror, and hallucinations progressing to delirium. Patients tend to believe that another conflict with Turks may alleviate the symptoms resulting from the initial conflict. Patients hallucinate "genocide" where none existed, and seek to sow discord between Turks and the uninfected populace which may lead to more cases of Butthurticitis.
In the initial stage, or most commonly called "the conflict phase", the patient experiences violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, shock, confusion, possibly loss of consciousness, and likely to ultimately result in death.
In the second stage, often called "genocide recognition phase", the survivors are left with an incurable case of Butthurticitis. The severity of the contamination may vary from case to case. The time period between contracting the disease and the start of symptoms is usually between one month to several years. The patient feels Turcophobia, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, anti-social tendencies, paranoia, terror, and hallucinations progressing to delirium. Patients tend to believe that another conflict with Turks may alleviate the symptoms resulting from the initial conflict. Patients hallucinate "genocide" where none existed, and seek to sow discord between Turks and the uninfected populace which may lead to more cases of Butthurticitis.
Johnny: Tigran was protesting in front of the Turkish embassy.
George: Yeah I know, he has a severe case of butthurticitis.
George: Yeah I know, he has a severe case of butthurticitis.
by doctor_em_ef_er April 30, 2015
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by Williamoketo August 4, 2009
Get the Butthurtis mug.Butthurtious: One who is always butt hurt about nothing and everything all at the same time. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor." Often leads to crying in supervisor's office with small talk. Ends with muscly arms up in the air. This kind of person always has a crazy night of doing absolutely nothing but walk around forcing commands in the "you do dis you do dat" mentality.
Whats wrong with Jima? Oh, don't worry about him he is just butthurtious again for the 3rd time this afternoon.
by revenge of cookie April 22, 2018
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