Butthurtious

Butthurtious: One who is always butt hurt about nothing and everything all at the same time. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor." Often leads to crying in supervisor's office with small talk. Ends with muscly arms up in the air. This kind of person always has a crazy night of doing absolutely nothing but walk around forcing commands in the "you do dis you do dat" mentality.

Whats wrong with Jima? Oh, don't worry about him he is just butthurtious again for the 3rd time this afternoon.

Butthurtious by revenge of cookie April 22, 2018

Butthurtitis 

An internet epidemic that causes users to suffer from irrational levels of butthurt. This can be digitally transmitted from one netizen to another. Symptoms include pew pew, nerd rage and loss of rationale.

"I think he has butthurtitis, he hasn't stopped pew pew-ing all day!"

Butthurtitis by PacMan23 November 6, 2012

Butthurtis 

Typically used as an adjective, to describe someone who is prone to whining, or being a pansy,
Also used as a proper noun, and nickname, best used when the person is named Curtis

Quit complaining, you're such a Butthurtis!
Oh Butthurtis, quit complaining!

Butthurtis by Williamoketo August 4, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008