Butthurtious

Butthurtious: One who is always butt hurt about nothing and everything all at the same time. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor." Often leads to crying in supervisor's office with small talk. Ends with muscly arms up in the air. This kind of person always has a crazy night of doing absolutely nothing but walk around forcing commands in the "you do dis you do dat" mentality.

Whats wrong with Jima? Oh, don't worry about him he is just butthurtious again for the 3rd time this afternoon.

Butthurtious by revenge of cookie April 22, 2018

Butthurtitis 

An internet epidemic that causes users to suffer from irrational levels of butthurt. This can be digitally transmitted from one netizen to another. Symptoms include pew pew, nerd rage and loss of rationale.

"I think he has butthurtitis, he hasn't stopped pew pew-ing all day!"

Butthurtitis by PacMan23 November 6, 2012

Butthurtis 

Typically used as an adjective, to describe someone who is prone to whining, or being a pansy,
Also used as a proper noun, and nickname, best used when the person is named Curtis

Quit complaining, you're such a Butthurtis!
Oh Butthurtis, quit complaining!

Butthurtis by Williamoketo August 4, 2009