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Butthurt Lord 

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.
Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

Captain Butthurt 

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.
Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

Butthurt People 

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."
Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

Butthurt 

being offended and holding a grudge
Billy was Butthurt at the fact that Sylvester took a potato chip from his potato chip bag.
Butthurt by Thugger Mcblackington September 6, 2015

butthurt feminist 

A feminist who will yell at you at the top of her lungs and will yell “this man just sexually hasrassed me” for and get mad at every little comment that you say even if it’s not a direct comment.
{Dude, come watch this video of a butthurt feminist!}
Dude: it’s Hugh Mungus

Feminist: Humongous what?..
Feminist: Humongous what?
Dude: Hugh Mungus
(This same old B.S.)
Feminist: Is that sexual harassment?
Dude: No, it’s Hugh Mungus.
Feminist: Why would you say that to me?
Dude: ‘cause that’s my name!

Feminist: What? Humongous what? Is that what you did when you said that to me?

(On and on...)
butthurt feminist by RDSbruh February 20, 2018

Butthurt Marveltard

A person who is obsessed with the Marvel movies and unreasonably hates anything from DC.
That new Batman v Superman trailer hurt my Marveltard butt. I'm now a Butthurt Marveltard.
Butthurt Marveltard by Decker Manning September 2, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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