Butt Grape

A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.

Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.

Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.

by tedwilli9 September 27, 2008

Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 11, 2005

Butt Grapes

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.

"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"

by FREKBOX April 12, 2009

ButtRape

Technically a bitch

Buttrape

by Coolrobloxminecraftkid22188355 April 13, 2017

buttrape

The act of unwanted anal penetration.

I was buttraped in prison

by luvaddict April 20, 2010

buttrape

v.
1. to defeat utterly
2. to level, as with a blow
3. to destroy
see own

n.
1. a thourough beating
2. complete failure
usually used without an article

Note: Sometimes this word is expanded into "rape/d in the butt" or contracted into "'rape."

If Joe fought Jim, he would get buttraped.

As predicted, Joe experienced buttrape.

by Ryan Dawson January 5, 2005

buttrapey

The instinctive urge to surprise buttsex.

Jeff woke up rather buttrapey on Christmas mornining.

by Squg December 31, 2013