Bumpskin

An abnormally tall player for the BGNBA team, he looks like Yanni and like Guru's dad.....its true.

Wow! Yanni is playing basketball...wait..thats Bumpskin

by Guru R. December 20, 2004

Bumpshin

A word used to describe a girl that either looks extremely ghetto or extremely fabulous, but never ghetto-fabulous. The mystery remains in the word

Damn girl, you looking bumpshin'

by SaltforSuga November 20, 2011

bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

Bumskin

Rear end, more specifically the skin of one’s behind. Significantly less offensive version the term asshole, appropriate insult in front of young children.

If I don’t take out the garbage, mom will tan my bumskin.

That bumskin just cut me off! *Honk honk*

by Perry and Walter December 9, 2018

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

by army dude johnno March 30, 2009

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

country bumpkin pussy

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

by Andy Holman July 20, 2008