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Bumpshin 

A word used to describe a girl that either looks extremely ghetto or extremely fabulous, but never ghetto-fabulous. The mystery remains in the word
Damn girl, you looking bumpshin'
Bumpshin by SaltforSuga November 20, 2011

bumpkin butt 

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.
Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.
bumpkin butt by CatDog122 June 18, 2017
Rear end, more specifically the skin of one’s behind. Significantly less offensive version the term asshole, appropriate insult in front of young children.
If I don’t take out the garbage, mom will tan my bumskin.

That bumskin just cut me off! *Honk honk*
Bumskin by Perry and Walter December 9, 2018

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

Bumpkin Blumpkin 

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.
Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.
Bumpkin Blumpkin by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

country bumpkin pussy 

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.
Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.