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Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, straw or even on a loose fingernail or fist.
When i started sobering up after dinner - i i hit a few bumpskis to get me back in the game.
bumpski by ThatsforReal December 15, 2022
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the act of a large breasted women (usually a nude/exotic dancer) placing your face in her cleavage and shaking so as to slap your ears with her tits.
The skanky old bitch with the big saggers gives one hell of a bumpski.
bumpski by Bumper Boy July 16, 2008
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Bumpshin 

A word used to describe a girl that either looks extremely ghetto or extremely fabulous, but never ghetto-fabulous. The mystery remains in the word
Damn girl, you looking bumpshin'
Bumpshin by SaltforSuga November 20, 2011

bumpstick 

A camshaft; the part of a typical engine that is timed with the crankshaft to actuate the valves.
Karl has a serious bumpstick in that thing, listen to the lope!
bumpstick by ghost August 1, 2003

bumpkin butt 

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.
Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.
bumpkin butt by CatDog122 June 18, 2017
Rear end, more specifically the skin of one’s behind. Significantly less offensive version the term asshole, appropriate insult in front of young children.
If I don’t take out the garbage, mom will tan my bumskin.

That bumskin just cut me off! *Honk honk*
Bumskin by Perry and Walter December 9, 2018

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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