bumpkinism

Having a sexual attraction to clowns.

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.

by Nerd514 April 27, 2017

pumpkinism

Racism but for pumpkins

Spookley the square pumpkin had to deal with pumpkinism

by Shawtysavage September 7, 2019

buminism

People who believe everything should be handed to them for free. They believe the world owes them something.

Your boyfriend believes in buminism that's why he lives off other people's success.

by Jay Morningstar February 17, 2020

bumpkins

deficating while recieving felatio

oh damn she gave me a blumpkin

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

bumpkins lung

Affliction suffered by our country cousins. Caused by inhaling rough cider into the lungs during periods of comatose sleep after imbibing copious amounts of the beautiful liquid.

Oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung.

by Russell's birthday July 29, 2014