bumpkins

deficating while recieving felatio

oh damn she gave me a blumpkin

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

bumpkins lung

Affliction suffered by our country cousins. Caused by inhaling rough cider into the lungs during periods of comatose sleep after imbibing copious amounts of the beautiful liquid.

Oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung.

by Russell's birthday July 29, 2014

bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

by army dude johnno March 30, 2009

blumpkinschplatt

A blumpkinschplatt is considered achieved when a girl vomits as a reaction to male orgasm whilest the male is seated on a toilet, shitting.

Note the difference between this act and a regular blumpkin. A blumpkin could be considered performed when a girl quickly puts her tounge on the tip, whereas a blumpkinschplatt is proof of it's own sexual satisfaction. Blumpkinschplatt is visceral and undoubtedly sexual whereas blumpkins are more abstract and humorous.

The redheaded girl from around the way performed blumpkinschplatts regularly due to her unusual upbringing.

by Eric Chang2 March 30, 2010

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

by djareeloa June 9, 2011