14 definitions by Andy Holman

I saw this chick's fup bulging from her thong.
by Andy Holman November 18, 2005
A man that cheats on his girlfriend and NEVER gets caught, because he is such a pimp.
His girlfriend would threaten a fake-up if she found out he was such an underground pimp.
by Andy Holman October 15, 2005
The act of using fingers to pleasure a female vagina and/or clit.
I drive my girlfriend crazy by shoving my tounge down her throat and going knuckle deep.
by Andy Holman October 10, 2005
1. The act of giving fellatio at an incredible speed.

2. The act of a male giving himself fellatio and being able to suck his own entire cock.
1. God damn girl! Slow down that full auto fellatio!

2. Unfortunately, I walked in on Brad G. giving himself full auto fellatio.
by Andy Holman October 15, 2005
A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.
Jim is a nice guy, but once I found out he was a party pooper, we couldn't hang out.
by Andy Holman October 10, 2005
A female who, when asked for a date (to dance, to have sex, etc) by a male she is not attracted to, she alleges that she is a lesbian in-order to give an excuse.
I asked this hot ass allegebian for a dance, but I guess she had a boyfriend.
by Andy Holman October 12, 2005
1. Seedless marijuana that is better than middies, yet is not nugs.

2. Homegrown nuggets.
I never smoke schwag, only upgrade or nugs.
by Andy Holman October 12, 2005