Bumpkin

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.

"Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie

by DirkDiggler91 June 06, 2014

Bumpkin

A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like he's harmless or he's simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.

Country Bumpkin. Look at this Bumpkin straight off the farm. This Bumpkins' coming over hear to buy a used car.

by O-RenIsheE January 13, 2011

Bumpkin

A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.

Lexi is a Bumpkin because she just sits on her porch in her flannel and whittles.

by LexiKR March 14, 2011

Bumpkin

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob

The frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his dick if he let her give him a bumpkin.

by bumpkinman February 12, 2013

Bumpkin

A kid named Christian that sits in the back of the Latin class playing fortnite.

You Estulte bumpkin!

by rock_your_ring_pop December 16, 2019

Bumpkin

A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.

That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.

by Angeluru November 02, 2022

Bumpkin

A very short, very rotund spherical human.

"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"

by Goosefillet February 22, 2015