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bumshine 

a fat fool, a person mocked by other on grounds of personal hygene, eating dissorders and stupidity
"did you hear what the bumshine said!"
"were is the bumshine"
"ian croxton is the bumshine"
bumshine by chuck noris July 19, 2003
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bumphing 

instead of masturbating, one furiously rubs his dick on a mattress. usually he starts slow and quickens the pace after about 10 mins. Bumphing usually leads to long hard orgasms. The aftermath is usually a wet bed and a underside dickburn. Usually it leaves the person concentrated and satisfied.
Mom: What happened to your bed? Its been wet since this morning!
Son: Sorry mom, I was bumphing before I went to school, it helps my concentration.
bumphing by Michael Holer May 20, 2015

Bumpskin 

An abnormally tall player for the BGNBA team, he looks like Yanni and like Guru's dad.....its true.
Wow! Yanni is playing basketball...wait..thats Bumpskin
Bumpskin by Guru R. December 20, 2004

bumshingla 

means that you can always do a poo.
you can always do a poo when you've got bumshingla in your head please.
bumshingla by nindigo May 1, 2010

Bumshine 

The layer or build-up of drippings and soiling on one's clothes (typically a bum or homeless person) (most often on the pants)to the point of having a thick-slick-sheen or shiny appearance.
The bumshine on Rail-Road's Carhartt bibs is so thick if you threw dice at his thighs, they wouldn't even roll.
Bumshine by GagMyHammock April 18, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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