Bumdozing 

Falling asleep whilst anal intercourse, whether that be with a male or female.

Yo man I bumdozed in her last night, her ass was like throwing a hotdog down a dark alley. Boring.

BUMDOZING! Nice.

Bumdozing by RankDank123 April 15, 2019

Cumdozing 

When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.

Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."

Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"

Cumdozing by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011

bumbooing 

Inserting your flaccid penis into someones anus, then make it slowly erect whilst inside.

Hey, i just bumbooed a girl last night, i didnt realise how hard bumbooing would be.

bumbooing by sjin April 13, 2013

bulldozing that lip closet 

When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.

I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.

bulldozing that lip closet by WillytMU December 4, 2012

bumdinger 

A moment of disappointment that occurs when you have a high expectation of accomplishment and experience a sudden let down.

What a bumdinger! I was supposed to get a promotion and now only have a 3 percent raise.

bumdinger by Greg Walden December 2, 2005

Bulldozing 

The act of completely dominating a conversation, whether amongst a crowd or an intimate conversation. the "Bulldozer" can be anyone, inebriated or not, so long as everyone else that has something can't, simply because the said person just talks louder to drown them out.

Tim: Hey guys i went to th...
Shannon: Man, i was over at the mall yesterday, and i say this movie, it was cool.
Jim: What were you saying, Tim?
Tim: Oh, just that i went and saw Iron ma...
Shannon: You'll never guess who i say at the mall yesterday! Fuckin Lance!
Tim: Dude, im getting out of the way of this bulldozing, i can't say shit.

Bulldozing by likmeyuengling June 12, 2010

Bumdingles 

The act of having up to 4 companions accompany you in the process of forging a "rhyme" of sorts, after the hour of 12:00am

Get your Reach outta my Xbox! you Bumdingles!

Bumdingles by The Vanishing Deductible (c) September 18, 2010