Bumdozing
Yo man I bumdozed in her last night, her ass was like throwing a hotdog down a dark alley. Boring.
BUMDOZING! Nice.
BUMDOZING! Nice.
Bumdozing by RankDank123 April 15, 2019
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Cumdozing
When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.
Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."
Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"
Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"
Cumdozing by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011
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bulldozing that lip closet
When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.
I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.
bulldozing that lip closet by WillytMU December 4, 2012
bumdinger
A moment of disappointment that occurs when you have a high expectation of accomplishment and experience a sudden let down.
bumdinger by Greg Walden December 2, 2005
Bulldozing
The act of completely dominating a conversation, whether amongst a crowd or an intimate conversation. the "Bulldozer" can be anyone, inebriated or not, so long as everyone else that has something can't, simply because the said person just talks louder to drown them out.
Tim: Hey guys i went to th...
Shannon: Man, i was over at the mall yesterday, and i say this movie, it was cool.
Jim: What were you saying, Tim?
Tim: Oh, just that i went and saw Iron ma...
Shannon: You'll never guess who i say at the mall yesterday! Fuckin Lance!
Tim: Dude, im getting out of the way of this bulldozing, i can't say shit.
Shannon: Man, i was over at the mall yesterday, and i say this movie, it was cool.
Jim: What were you saying, Tim?
Tim: Oh, just that i went and saw Iron ma...
Shannon: You'll never guess who i say at the mall yesterday! Fuckin Lance!
Tim: Dude, im getting out of the way of this bulldozing, i can't say shit.
Bulldozing by likmeyuengling June 12, 2010
Bumdingles
The act of having up to 4 companions accompany you in the process of forging a "rhyme" of sorts, after the hour of 12:00am
Bumdingles by The Vanishing Deductible (c) September 18, 2010