bumdinger 

A moment of disappointment that occurs when you have a high expectation of accomplishment and experience a sudden let down.

What a bumdinger! I was supposed to get a promotion and now only have a 3 percent raise.

bumdinger by Greg Walden December 2, 2005

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

Hogpen Humdinger by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

humdinger 

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

humdinger by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

bumdigger 

The act of digging in ones anus in search of goodies.

Joe is such a bumdigger, I wonder what he's looking for.

bumdigger by RGMichael April 18, 2011

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

Humdinger Speedbag by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Blibbering Humdinger 

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.

"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood

Blibbering Humdinger by parsley mouth November 22, 2011