Bumblitis

Bumblitis is the impulse you feel deeply when your partner does something boneheaded and annoying and you immediately think of opening up Bumble.

“You know, we’ve been getting along great lately, but she cancelled a booty call on me and man, did I have a serious attack of Bumblitis.”

by Leopardus June 14, 2019

fumblitis

A humorous derogatory that describes a ficticious illness for a person who clumsily drops objects frequently, mostly football players fumbling footballs, usually for long stretches of time.

After leading the league in fumbles last year and having no fumbles this year, our running back must of found a cure for his fumblitis.

by Luckfan December 23, 2015

Bumblekiss

A delicious eatery in Portland, Ore. located on 46th and Freemont!

I had breakfast at Bumblekiss...you have to try the french toast!

by Ktdid85 August 23, 2006

bumbletastic

adj. - describes a person who aimlessly wanders throughout daily life unable to produce valid thoughts that could/would benefit humanity.

- Hey retard! Get your head out of your ass! Stop being so bumbletastic!

- If you weren't so bumbletastic you would be able to drive a car at the age of 23!

by Luc Allmon April 8, 2009

mumblitis

the condition where one exaggerates any and all minor illnesses. Also exaggerates any physical blemish such as bug bites, rashes, scrapes, cuts etc.

mendelson- Call the ambulance i am paralyzed.
me- relax mendelson your foot fell asleep.

I.E - Mumblitis

by justin mendelson October 17, 2008

bubblitis

a disorder caused by biting your nails. over-biting your nail causes the fingernail to become tiny, allowing for the skin around to bubble up around it. the sight is quite disturbing and causes many to gag.

"omg look at ginas nails, she has really bad bubblitis. the skin on her finger justs folds over her tiny nail. its gross. she defenitly got it from biting her fingernails"

by los April 25, 2005

bundlitis

The condition of humping too many bundles of roofing shingles to where your body feels worn down.

"Sorry George, I have bundlitis and I need a break."

by Asshat47 April 2, 2009