fumblitis 

A humorous derogatory that describes a ficticious illness for a person who clumsily drops objects frequently, mostly football players fumbling footballs, usually for long stretches of time.

After leading the league in fumbles last year and having no fumbles this year, our running back must of found a cure for his fumblitis.

fumblitis by Luckfan December 23, 2015

Fumblitis 

An infectious disease that affects football players who carry the ball, causing them to drop it and give it to the other team. Also known as “the Itis”

That running back was having a great game until he caught a case of the fumblitis.

Fumblitis by C__H__C October 8, 2022

mumblitis 

the condition where one exaggerates any and all minor illnesses. Also exaggerates any physical blemish such as bug bites, rashes, scrapes, cuts etc.

mendelson- Call the ambulance i am paralyzed.
me- relax mendelson your foot fell asleep.

I.E - Mumblitis

mumblitis by justin mendelson October 17, 2008

fumblicious 

a child or teen who cant seem to hold on to a football. normally named connor, also tends to cry randomly and for no reason....hes a homo

dude, did you see that?!

yeah they call him fumblicious!

fumblicious by awesome five October 24, 2009

fumblingsnail97 

A dumbass who can't read! Therefore fumblingsnail97 is dumbo-ling; a idiot with the pace of snails.

A dumbass who can't read! Therefore fumblingsnail97 is dumbo-ling; a idiot with the pace of snails.

fumblingsnail97 by Wheresmyfuckingphone April 6, 2019

Bumblitis 

Bumblitis is the impulse you feel deeply when your partner does something boneheaded and annoying and you immediately think of opening up Bumble.

“You know, we’ve been getting along great lately, but she cancelled a booty call on me and man, did I have a serious attack of Bumblitis.”

Bumblitis by Leopardus June 14, 2019

Fumbletesh 

A Streamer or Vtuber who is particularly inept at streaming, usually forgetting to prepare or fumbling at whatever the subject of their stream is.

"Did you see that guy's stream last night?"

"Yeah, he was completely unprepared, what a Fumbletesh."

Fumbletesh by MrTahpHayt October 31, 2022