Asshat47's definitions

bundlitis

The condition of humping too many bundles of roofing shingles to where your body feels worn down.

"Sorry George, I have bundlitis and I need a break."

by Asshat47 April 2, 2009

narp juice

When dropping a mad duece; it's the toilet water that splashes up on your ass from the pure velocity of your log.

Hey Rick, can you pass me another roll of toilet paper?  I have been soaked again by narp juice.

by asshat47 April 2, 2009

The Burn Victim

In plastic surgery; name given to a style of facelift that people choose to have. Also known as "The Bruce Jenner".

"Hey Doc, I think I am gonna go with 'The Burn Victim' today."

by asshat47 April 3, 2009