mumblitis 

the condition where one exaggerates any and all minor illnesses. Also exaggerates any physical blemish such as bug bites, rashes, scrapes, cuts etc.

mendelson- Call the ambulance i am paralyzed.
me- relax mendelson your foot fell asleep.

I.E - Mumblitis

mumblitis by justin mendelson October 17, 2008

fumblitis 

A humorous derogatory that describes a ficticious illness for a person who clumsily drops objects frequently, mostly football players fumbling footballs, usually for long stretches of time.

After leading the league in fumbles last year and having no fumbles this year, our running back must of found a cure for his fumblitis.

fumblitis by Luckfan December 23, 2015

mumbleitis 

Catching a case of the mumbles due to others mumbling. Mostly associated with phone conversations.

The act of mumbling due to another parties unclear wording.

Dont go catching mumbleitis because I cant understand what youre telling me.

mumbleitis by Pebbles Mcgee November 19, 2010

memelitism 

Disliking a meme because of other people liking it. This may be due to the quantity of others passing the idea along, or because the undesirable nature of the communities receiving it. A combination of "meme" and "elitist."

Sikander's memelitism kept him from reading danah boyd's blog once it was referenced in 'Newsweek.'

memelitism by PBMax January 5, 2009

mumblitching 

The act of bitching about something, but mumbling through the entire act.

Donna was mumblitching about work all morning, but she was mumbling so badly that I couldn't understand what she was bitching about.

mumblitching by Graybush May 6, 2015

mumblivious 

adjective
not aware of or concerned about what is happening around one due to having a small child.

I could not pass no matter how loudly I yelled “EXCUSE ME”, a woman with a buggy completely mumblivious to the chaos she was causing on the pavement.

mumblivious by Chippy De Chip July 24, 2018

Mumitism 

Discriminations against Mohammed Gulam Mumit of Alum Rock BRAP BRAP

Everyday someone is affected by mumitism... if that someone is mumit

Mumitism by mohaski November 13, 2014