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Originating from a comic misspelling: a "Buldger" is someone who is so enamoured with the prospect of a pussy (particularly, one of the aforementioned Buldging variant) that the recipient would plummet away their life savings down the drain through such mediums as OnlyFans and other paid subscription services for the slim opportunity to take a whiff a Buldging Pussy.
"Hey Rob, have you seen Ben? I've not talked to him in ages and whenever I would ask him about his savings he would reply with I DON'T KNOW, man I'm betting he's such a buldger and spent it all on camgirls"
Buldger by The Warpig Experiment April 25, 2021
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v. (am.) The act of a female to harrass, annoy and disrupt the peaceful thoughts and quality of life of a defenseless male with incessant verbal badgering.
My mother/wife/daughter/niece/girlfriend budgered me so much on Sunday morning that I had to sneak into the woods to read the newspaper.
Budger by Botendaddy May 25, 2011
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bludgerigar 

A person who sits around all day chirpin’ and doin’ not much else.
Check out old mate, hasn’t done nothin’ all day. What a flamin’ bludgerigar.
bludgerigar by Lady Boladi November 11, 2020

Whitey Bulger 

The boss. Him and his Irish mob ruled Boston for 3 decades. Everything illegal that went on in Massachusetts from Lowell to South Boston, whitey got a piece of it. Was seen as a Robin Hood figure to the oppressed Irish people of Boston. Born and raised in Southie. Kept Southie Irish, killed or ordered the killing of a couple dozen rival mobsters. Kept South Boston exclusively for the Irish, and helped out a lot of people in the neighborhood. When Whitey left and his empire collapsed most of his guys were either in prison, or hiding out in Irish parts of Massachusetts such as Lowell and Tewksbury.
Whitey Bulger had power of life and death over the Irish in Boston, he decided who lived and who died. They feared him, loved him, but ultimately relied on him and his guys to keep outsiders away from the Irish neighborhoods.
Whitey Bulger by Dirty Dsteet November 3, 2013
Aussie slang for a lazy person.
A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"
bludger by bread infection October 23, 2005

bludgeritis 

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
bludgeritis by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010
When a bulge is caused by a "d", it becomes a buldge.
*notices your buldge* OwO What's this...
buldge by huh? meh... September 14, 2017
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